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tyrells: 9 times Amy Ponds hair is the main focus when it shouldn’t be I need to know what she/they did to her hair between the beginning of series 5 and now, because it is way more voluminous and lustrous and I want! But seriously, though, her and

So I delivered pizzas to this place today, and I didn’t notice their digital sign until I came back out, but… Well ah… Hmm.

Gah I was trying to take a picture of the weather out my window but my camera produced this image that hurts my brain the longer I look at it.

I can honestly say I think Drew Doughty it a great hockey player, but seriously, last night he did not need to act the way he did to Taylor Hall. I don't get what Hall ever did to him, Hall took that hit a couple weeks back and didn't complain or say

asktaeminnie-ah: “Just because you put it in fanmail doesn’t mean you’re safe.” “I want to hate you but I’m laughing too hard to care.”

I adore my cat, really, but when I’m the only one in the apartment during most of December he just get really overbearing with the whole “love me with the amount of attention I normally receive from 3 people.”

I watch a movie called “The Bride of Frankenstein” and the titular female character doesn’t even fucking appear until the last three minutes of the movie.(That said, watching Boris Karloff toke up while groaning “Smooooke” was almost worth

But ah kin always use a pony with quick hooves and a strong back- OH GOD WHY I DO THIS But seriously, agreed. Cherry Jubilee does need more attention. She doesn’t even have a Cherry Hill Brothel Ask Cherry Jubilee page yet (as far as I know). That

iamhzn: black lily & zhuque the event ends in like 4 days im so late but here u go

BUT… BUT… THE NEW PRIME EARTH OF MARVEL IT’S NOT EVEN TWO MONTHS OLD. AND ANOTHER CIVIL WAR? whyyyy AND WHY BENDIS????? HE IS NOT GOOD WITH EVENTS!!!!And seriously marvel it’s that so hard to don’t have an event every 4 months…

Wow… Marvel is pushing Captain Marvel really hard.I mean seriously, silly storyline, she is boring, and bland as fuck. And Marvel is pushing her so hard, that makes me think i’m reading some WWE nonsense, because she is fucking Roman Reings,

Goddammit MarvelSo help me god…But seriously Alonso, why you hate the mutants so much… I know that Disney can’t make money of them but geez… Take it down a notch will ya…

Call me crazy but, this costume is way more awesome than the original.

I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell

But like, seriously. That last half of growing pains, i was completely frozen. I dont even think i breathed. Its the kind of resonance that cant even garner a reaction like “whoa this a personal attack haha,” all you can do is sit there and

how-to-train-your-heartless:skleero:ojamaprince:sassking-trevor:ojamaprince:svtfoeheadcanons:[AU] Everything is exactly the same, but Marco has her mother’s eyes. cartoon designers already hate brown eyes so why whitewash one of the few brown eyed

ok but seriously has anyone seen that one vid with Haruma and that one girl. Like…I dont even mind vids like this but..he really looked like he wasnt even enjoying it I couldnt help but start busting out laughing when he flipped his hair and looked

lea-michele: whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly

sexicancore: ouan: mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them do you need a hug i think we all need a hug

vantasly: but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

fuckingalexturner: I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

visibilityofcolor: I hate it when people are so against teaching young white kids to recognize their racism. Like people will literally say shit like “oh they’re too young to be taught about racism, that’s harmful!” but like children of color

But seriously the first time you go to a queer club and you’re just this femme little sheltered shy thing and some dude way hotter than you’ve ever seen in your life because you live in a shit backwoods town pulls you aside and makes out with

i’ve just realised that i’m spending most of christmas day alone with cats, ahahahaha, ahhaha, wow that’s a little bit depressing. but then boxing day is going to be spent with mum and my aunt and cousin, and that’s really great

nightguardmod: fishbowltwo: hey woah No Offense but u guys do realise that bluespace is tagged to prevent nausea, eye strain and any other kind of discomfort that can be caused by optical illusions, not because the silly evil tumblr sjws are “triggered

lesbang: if you seriously, genuinely 100% use yaoi or yuri to refer to homosexual relationships, and seriously, genuinely 100% use uke or seme to refer to either half of the party in said homosexual relationships then don’t bother talking to me because

hardcoredisneyporn: Wanna get tortured by sexy-sounding men with sexy accents? Pop in your headhpones, BUT SERIOUSLY, ONLY IF YOu’RE OKAY WITH SCARY STUFF PEOPLE WILL WHISPER CREEPY STUFF IN YOUR EAR I HAD TO STOP IT A COUPLE TIMES

Life has been kicking me around quite a bit recently so I haven’t been able to be active around here as much as I’d like, but I can say I’m super excited for next week’s episodes and I will definitely be posting about them no matter what inconvenient

stability: that moment when you decide to vote for someone

moth866643999642311568: i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

vee-ayye: yourlocalweeknd: This deadass me in 30 years LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL jnbfejhngjenfjks this made my night. I wouldn’t ever let nobody smoke in my shit, but this was hilarious

i-really-heichou: No but serious shout out to the incredible trust between Hanji and Erwin.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been watching the vlogbrothers… But suddenly my drawing ability has become extremely awesome… Which is good because I was worried about gifting my friend with crap for her birthday.

I’m single I’m an excellent cook I have some emotional hang ups but hey, call me.

catyuy: adampascalfan: We can debate the best way to handle Cory’s death and Finn’s abscence from the show. Everyone right now is in different places and that’s cool. But if the show does decide to have Finn die….I think the most fitting

Bub was super fascinated by me. Omg I have so many pictures with her and UHH IT WAS SO GREAT BEING IN A PLACE WHERE YOU DIDNT FEEL JUDGED FOR BEING OBSESSED WITH AN INTERNET FAMOUS CAT. I mean im never embarassed by it but seriously it was so amazing

I just want to say that if rumors are true on what the iPhone 6 is going to look like, I think it’s a really stupid move on Apple’s part. I don’t know why but I’m actually getting quite pissed about it. Not an Apple person even

illest-babe-around: avocadosandvodka: lovelylittleharlot:I feel horrible for making this but I had toHoly shit 😂😂😂 @mirahxox Yooooo 😆😆😆 yesss, Daddyy, yessss! b YEEEEE

wolfthedragon: I like them couples that are rough and kinky in bed but outside of it they make muffins with each other and share memes.

syekick-powers:yeah yeah everyone’s fine drawing a guy with visible top surgery scars but when’s it going to be popular to draw visibly masculine people with boobs. i mean drawing a guy with a full beard and bear levels of body hair and just

sometimes i feel like being on tumblr magnifies my sadness or depressing thoughts i may have. it’s almost the norm in a way…but i’m not saying that feeling this way is wrong or that my feelings are any less real…but it’s

fishslut: of-the-yellow-ajah: unbuttonedinawood: i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is. And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor

fishslut: of-the-yellow-ajah: unbuttonedinawood: i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is. And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor

seriously I need to be cute and I need to be drunk but I have no friends or cuteness

I’ve always wanted to!! I loved plays when I was in school and acted out whole skits when I was a kid, loove acting out things but I’m not that good and very shy :((

Got my piercings changed and it was painful as fuck, but nice to have a friend actually be there for me this time. They’re nice and painful all over again. Yay for nips that are extremely sensitive!

avatarskorra: “You missed the turn!” “What are you doing?! Sit down!” HE’S SUCH A MOM OK BUT SERIOUSLY AFTER THE KORRASAMI REUNION THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE EP, Mako is a big platypus-mother-bear

Okay, but I’m like 100% sure that Connie’s gonna be like ‘Wait, why won’t you give Jamie a chance?’ and Steven and Garnet will have to try and explain

elasticitymudflap: (this isnt the awful thing i was planning i got kicked off the computer and did this instead eheh) BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE ARE REAL SHORTS

batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw

amethyst8xa:hjdfhjd shes upset she’s upset because she’s cute but also shitty

When everything is going good & then out of the blue that person starts being short with you….. What did I do wrong¿?

1) What a disrespectful way to word pregnancy. “Knocked up,” seriously? 2) No. 3) Even if I was pregnant, it’s literally no one else’s concern but my lover and I. :-)

… You are *most likely* not qualified to attempt to diagnose me. Even if you were, are you really going to say I may have x mental illness solely because of a text post I made on Tumblr? You might be trying to help… But I have serious issues

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